The Best Metal / Rock Album of ALL TIME!

I’m a fairly shy, mincing human being and don’t associate with loud, angry people often. But don’t get me wrong; when alone, candles blazing, as my shadow leaps across my bedroom walls, I stare into the dark haze of reality and blast the best metal and/or rock album of all time. It gets the guns of my heart cocked, the sword of my life stroked. Without it I am incomplete. My blood leaks, listening to lyrics I would not speak to a close-minded person.

Do you know that feeling when you listen to a song and get reminded of the glory of God because without destiny the song couldn’t exist?

Without something more intelligent than us looming in the foreground, everything we experience would be pointless. And while art such as this exists, we cannot possibly believe that everything is pointless!

Turn up the base, shoot some whisky and relax as you listen to geniuses in rock music that have been praised since the late 20th century. All shall remember Judas Priest. Forsooth, astronauts floating around in space will be listening to this thousands of years from now, but astronaut will be an archaic word.

Thousands of artists such as painters, sculptors and writers owe their efforts to tasty beverages and of course their loved counterpart, musicians! Without music, would paintings even exist? Without ways to sit in a room alone and relax wholeheartedly, would much of the music we love today reach our ears?

Hear the echoes of Judas Priest shuttlecock across your cranium as you summon yourself to the chair and LISTEN!

Answer: Sad Wings of Destiny by Judas Priest , 1976

Set Your Alarm Clock to Classical Music!

If you’ve been meaning to make the habit of waking up earlier, one thing that can help is waking up to classical music. Why? Classical music reminds us of the beauty of life, which in turn reminds us of our goals and our purpose on earth. When you wake up to classical music, it feels like a monk in a medieval monastery waking for midnight prayer. All is serene and pleasant as you sit up and think of how blessed you are to have this day at your disposal.

There are multiple ways you can set your alarm clock to classical music. My method is using a clock radio set to a classical station. But I’m sure you can find an app for your phone to do the same. I think it would be best if the classical song you heard was different every morning, because after a while of hearing the same song every morning the magic of it can be lost. I love the radio station I use because they never play the same song, and they don’t play famous classical music I’ve already heard a hundred times. They play rare, new and less popular classical music which registers as divine when heard for the first time in waking moments of ecstasy.

Don’t get me wrong, though. When I wake up at 5 AM after only sleeping for 5 hours, I am very, very tired, but the classical music helps me push past the pain as I re-realize my potential and how much I can conquer in a day if I get out of bed now.

Try this in your home, and your life will be blessed with new motivation and power. Enjoy!

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